That awkward moment when...
You realise you should have gone to a different uni cause you fit in better there.
No. Bad Facebook.
Ergh my stomach is in knots.
Let's play the awkward game via ask box
tumboner: 40sinthepark: Nothing is off-limits. If you can put something in my ask box that makes me so uncomfortable that I won’t answer, you win the game. come at me bro.
I hate Tumbling on my phone.
Got up and put my laptop on so I can tell you...
So when I was little and living up North, we had to get the steps from the french doors that went down to the patio redone. This involved knocking them out and creating new cement steps. When we knocked them out, lo and behold, a spider’s nest lurked underneath. This was when I was about 4 or 5 so, in my mind, it was a swarm of spiders. This is where my fear comes from partially....
1.YOUR SPY NAME: (middle name and current street name): Jade Brown 2.YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/mother on your dad’s side and your favourite candy: Sylvia Galaxy 3. YOUR RAP NAME: (first initial of first name and first three or four letters of your last name): N-Heat [Aww yeah!] 4. YOUR GAMER TAG: (a favourite colour, a favourite animal) Red Leopard 5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name,...
I see pride. I see power. I see a badass mudda who...
Everyone. I need you all to pay attention. I have just been handed an urgent and horrifying news bulletin. I need you all to stop what you’re doing and listen. CANNONBALL!!!
Jay: At least they won't call you briefcase mong anymore.
Will: Oh, well, that's good.
Jay: No, they'll call you Shit Pants Mong.
Neil: Or Shitty Shitty Bang Bang.
Will: Any more?
Simon: Wayne Pooney, Take Shat.
Neil: Dr Poo.
Jay: The Lion the Witch and the Speccy Kid who Shit Himself.
Simon: We can keep this up all summer, you know.
Will: Brilliant, looking forward to it.
Simon: Brad Shit.
Jay: Bumlog Millionaire.
Simon: How about Vladimir Pootin?
Just watched Rocky Horror
Now watching Anchorman.
Using the phrase “Britfag reporting in” is not acceptable anywhere except /b/. I managed to escape /b/ long ago but it sees to be calling me back…
7593.) If procrastination were a disease, I would...
I miss him so much it hurts.
I just found my Dirty Dancing night shirt. Happy...
So what that just told me
Is that reduced fat ready meals will make you GAIN weight and you can stick your wallpaper up with them. Fantastic. http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00yrvhg/The_Big_Fat_Truth_about_Low_Fat_Foods/#recommendSource=tv_homepage&recommendId=4b20c807-54ca-4d57-ba6c-c549e362c12b.0 Genuinely recommend watching this.
I JUST REMEMBERED I HAVE APPLES